Just Another Reason Why I Hate Most of the Human Race

FreakBoy eaten by family:A BOY of seven was kept chained in a cellar by his cannibal family — as they ATE parts of him.

By NEIL SYSON

Sobbing Ondrej Mauerova was rescued alive when a neighbour’s TV picked up footage from a camera filming his agony.

He had been partially skinned after monstrous mum Klara, 31, caged him for months while relatives who were also in a sick cult feasted on his raw flesh, an appalled judge heard yesterday.

The mum wept in a Czech court as her evil was exposed in a case echoing the Fritzl dungeon horror in Austria.

Ondrej and his helpless brother Jakub, nine, were kept in cages or handcuffed to tables as they were ritually TORTURED, BURNT and WHIPPED with belts.

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Their life of hell only ended when a neighbour in the city of Brno bought a CCTV baby monitor.

Instead of pictures of his newborn he was confronted by live images of Ondrej naked in the cellar — beaten and chained.

Cops swooped on the house next door and also freed a girl posing as an adopted sister aged 13 and clutching a teddy.

She later turned out to be 34 — and one of the torturers. The boys’ mum accused the woman — fellow cult member Barbora Skrlova — of brainwashing her. She wailed: “Terrible things have happened. I realise it and can’t understand how I could have allowed it.”

The court in her home city heard the abuse of her children was co-ordinated via text messages sent by a leader of the Grail Movement cult — who was known only as the “Doctor”.

Her sister Katerina was also involved.

The abuse trial of the boys’ mum, another relative and their bogus sister Skrlova — who fled and was later found posing as a boy in Norway — continues.

Three others also face charges.

Above is a picture of the boy’s “sister” Barbora Skrlova. Seriously, how could people be so disgusting and cruel. Let’s hope the two boys recover and the sick cult members get what they deserve!

The Final Words of La Pequena Hilary Clinton

This hot bitch is not happy! I am not too fond of the “Fuck Obama” statement but I love La Pequena so much I will let her get away with it this time.

Hottest Woman Ever Standing Next to a Box of Lube

Hot SaraDr. Hot Sex Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) was at some AIDS Walk in New York a couple of weeks ago. I stumbled across this picture of her hot ass standing next to a box of lube. Usually I don’t advocate the use of that WET lube. It makes your asshole and your vajayjay sticky and it tastes like plastic sugar. Even though I am not a fan of it, I would eat this shit three meals a day, seven days a week if Sara Ramirez wanted me to. I would bathe in this shit and run around smelling like sticky bananas all day. Seriously how could one person be so hot? And she does things for a good cause!!

Earlier I posted about Sara’s Grey’s Anatomy co-star, Douche Heigl and not submitting herself for an Emmy. Sara should win anyway. Fuck Heigl. Sara could sit in that box of lube and not say a word all season and I would still vote for her. As long as she would peek out every once in a while and make those sex eyes she likes to make.

First off Grey’s Anatomy has made her a lesbian. Then pictures like this come out!! I need to go take a shower right now and listen to some shitty Nickelback or something. Only a scalding shower and the shitty sounds of Chad Kroeger can wash these dirty thoughts out of my head.

I Finally Found a Video on Latarian’s Chicken Wing Incident

I was searching to see if Latarian had done anything else and came across this hot video.

I Still Hate Katherine Heigl

I have been majorly slacking as of late. This newest bitch Heigl news is a week old but I never pass up an opportunity to write about her supreme douchiness. I don’t even have to do “Douche of the Week” anymore because Heigl (phlegm) is “Douche of the Century.” heigl bitchI really tried to like her after watching Knocked Up again, but it is just not possible for me to like this douche. Emmy award nominations will come out soon. Actors and actresses get to submit their names and a profile with their work for the possibility of being nominated. Heigl did not submit this year. She told the L.A. Times, “”I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.” What she really means is, “I am the most awesome person in the world, my shit doesn’t stink, and everyone is below me, especially the writers whom just a few month ago I was picketing for.” What the dumb bitch really should have said is,”I am a shit actress and I have a wonk eye. I am just going to keep biting the hand that feeds. Buy “27 Dresses” on DVD, I am going to need the cash.”

This dumb bitch should really just keep quiet. She needs to let her PR people do the talking for her.

The Angel/Devil- Love Love Love

LiLo: Gay or Not?

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According to many online reports (TMZ, Perez Hilton, MSN) Lindsay Lohan is in love and engaged to her long time friend, dee jay Samantha Ronson (hot bitch uber producer Mark Ronson’s sister). The two were supposedly seen making out in Cannes last week. The picture above was taken there. The two are constantly together (Ronson was with Lohan during one of her DUI arrests), Ronson walks around with white trash hickeys on her neck, and Lindsay made herself a Facebook page under the name “Lindsay Ronson.” It has also been said that at a club in New York, Ashley Olson was chatting with Ronsonand Lindsay became irate and told her to “get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.” Lezjealous! It was also said that Ronson was there for Lindsay’s through her whole rehab stay and the two exchanged several love e-mails.

Lindsay has been seen with a ring on her engagement finger and also wearing a ring with diamond initials “SR.” Friends of Lindsay’s have told gossip blogs that Lindsay has said she will marry Ronson and wants the ceremony to be held at Dollywood, Dolly Parton’s theme park in Nashville. Hot!

Lohan’s family members have denied that the two are in a relationship, claiming that they are close friends. Ronson also denied this to TMZ. She probably only denied in because the two are already hitched or they had a lesbian fight and broke up for an hour or so and that is when TMZ spotted her. Trust me, lesbians break up five times a week, I would know.

yepUsually I get all upset when I here about my LaLohan bumping uglies with someone but I can’t say anything bad about Samantha Ronson. Her brother is a stud (his own album is the shiz, and he has also produced the Wino and Lily Allen) and she looks like one of those girls who probably carries a Gilette Bayonet. And for some reason, that is hot to me.  You can just tell by the look on Sam’s face she is thinking,”Yeah, I am hittin’ that.” Lindsay is thinking,”Yep, I eat coochie.” What I am starting to wonder though is why in recent pictures of Lindsay, does she have orange all across her upper lip. Sam must put Tang in her vajayjay before LiLo dives in. This is hot too. I mainline Tang and you know that that shit stains everything. The counter tops at my house have orange all over them and even the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser can’t conquer it.   I really hope they don’t get married at Dollywood though. Dollywood is mine. I called that years ago. I would demand that Dolly be the one to officiate and my guests would be served giant pickles, nachos, and funnel cakes. I do not believe everything that is said on the internet is true, but I really hope this story is. I also really hope a sex tape will come out soon. I am getting tired of watch Kim K and Ray J ( that one is so old, somebody else needs to be caught!), I want to see the Lo and Samantha bumping coochies.

British Woman is Jailed for playing Madge too loud

Madonna fanThis lady from the UK, Tracey Kirby, has been jailed for 90 days, for blasting Madonna songs and rave music at all hours for three years. The 33-year-old breached contracts stating that she would no longer violate noise ordinances or upset her neighbors. Tracey also borrowed a new stereo from a friend after the law seized her own. The city council spent two years and $20,000 in tax payer money to silence this hot lady. One particular Madonna song Tracey blasted was “Crazy For You.” The judge and prosecution proclaimed “it is obvious she has some problems.”

This lady has no problems at all! She knows what is up! “Crazy for You” and “Papa Don’t Preach” are my two favorite Madonna songs. I blast them at all hours too! I really like listening to the whole Immaculate Collection album while I am cleaning.  I think if neighbors don’t like hearing Madge (her Majesty, Madonna) at all hours, they just need to move to the country.

And seriously, 90 days?! I have done much worse things, and the most jail time I have ever gotten is 5 days in the chokey. This poor lady is going to be someone’s bottom in jail if she goes in there with ladies with assault or gun charges. And don’t these law officials realize that Madonna is one of their’s now? Her music should be exempt from any kind of noise violation. I mean, she is FUCKING MADONNA FOR FUCK’S SAKE! She can do what she wants so her music should be able to be blared at all hours.

First thing I am going to do when I get home is blare “Like a Prayer.”

A La Pequena Compilation

La Pequena Shania Twain!!!